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10 daily quotes · Friday, September 11, 2026
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"Man must use what he has, not hope for what is not."
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"There is no truth. There is only perception."
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"Nature is pleased with simplicity. And nature is no dummy."
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"Success does not consist in never making mistakes but in never making the same one a second time."
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"Others have seen what is and asked why. I have seen what could be and asked why not"
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"Live your life and forget your age."
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"You talk when you cease to be at peace with your thoughts."
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"On the other side of the clouds is a bright blue sky."
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"If fear is too strong, the genius is suppressed."
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"Once you learn to quit, it becomes a habit."
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