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10 daily quotes · Monday, October 26, 2026
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"I am thankful to all who said no to me. It is because of them that I'm doing it myself."
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"In a world of change, the learners shall inherit the earth, while the learned shall find themselves perfectly suited for a world that no longer exists."
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"Don't let what you cannot do interfere with what you can do."
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"Everything has beauty but not everyone sees it."
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"Passion is energy. Feel the power that comes from focusing on what excites you."
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"Be royal in your own fashion: act like a king to be treated like one."
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"Nothing in this world is worth having or worth doing unless it means effort, pain, difficulty."
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"He who leaves the game wins it."
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"Pain results from a judgment you have made about a thing. Remove the judgment and the pain disappears."
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"Intuition is the ear of the soul."
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