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10 daily quotes · Saturday, July 25, 2026
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"Just do the best you can. No one can do more than that."
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"If you don't read the newspaper, you're uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you're misinformed."
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"You may be disappointed if you fail, but you are doomed if you don't try."
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"Those who know, do. Those that understand, teach."
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"Don't look back - you're not going that way."
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"Look for 3 things in a person. Intelligence, Energy, & Integrity. If they don't have the last one, don't even bother with the first two."
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"It's not whether you get knocked down, its whether you get back up."
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"The way to get started is to quit talking and begin doing."
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"Don't bother people for help without first trying to solve the problem yourself."
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"Worry is a waste of emotional reserve."
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